Yup.. new job at home. Every morning we'll find one (or more) cockroaches in your bathroom. And as you do your business, you'll be calling out to me to tell me that there is one cockroach to pick up. Either under the cabinets or the bathroom door or in plain view.
And when I pick them up, you'll make sure that you stay WAAAYYY out of the way.
When asked why is it that I have to remove the cockroach you will respond "because it's your job what...". Sigh.. nice new job.